Hello, my name is Paul, and i like alcohol.
Hello, my name is Pitt, i like to smoke the weed.
Hello, my name is Jimm, and i like heroin.
Hello, my name is Bower, my mother is a slayer.

Hello, my name is Tom, and i watch to my porn.
Hello, my name is Fred, i hear voices in my head.
Hello, my name is Ben, and i just killed a man.
Hello, my name is Sam, and i was just killed by Ben.

Hello, my name is Ted, and i like my friend Ned.
Hello, my name is Stewie, i'm homosexual too.
Hello, my name is Rex, and i like eating cats.
Hello, my name is Corvin, and looks like i'm the only normal.